When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
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Tasmann- 12 - Colonel (Col)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
It's still a Slow Ugly Vehicle
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Fix Or Repair Daily
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
First On Race Day*
Tasmann- 12 - Colonel (Col)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Found On Road DeadTasmann wrote:First On Race Day*
First On Recall Day*
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
My grandfather was a plant manager for GM and my great grandfather collected old cars and I can agree with all the things stated here.stormjedi wrote:Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
How do you double the value of a Ford Fiesta? Fill the tank with gas.
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Hey rangers are pretty solid vehicles
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Nightwing wrote:Hey rangers are pretty solid vehicles
Quiet, don't disrupt the shitposting.
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Q: What can a Ford truck do that a Chevy truck can't?
A: Drive.
Q: What is the best thing about a Chevy truck?
A: It's a great paper weight.
Q: What is the one major drawback of all other different brands of trucks?
A: They're not Ford trucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford Mustang and a Chevy Camaro?
A: The Mustang is a muscle car, and the Camaro is a little go-kart.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford Ranger and a Toyota Tacoma?
A: The Ranger is a truck.
Q: How much faster is the Mustang than the Camaro?
A: Consult the maximum speed on the speedometer for the answer.
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.
ez gg get rekt no re kthxbai
A: Drive.
Q: What is the best thing about a Chevy truck?
A: It's a great paper weight.
Q: What is the one major drawback of all other different brands of trucks?
A: They're not Ford trucks.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford Mustang and a Chevy Camaro?
A: The Mustang is a muscle car, and the Camaro is a little go-kart.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford Ranger and a Toyota Tacoma?
A: The Ranger is a truck.
Q: How much faster is the Mustang than the Camaro?
A: Consult the maximum speed on the speedometer for the answer.
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.
ez gg get rekt no re kthxbai
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Tasmann wrote:
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.
As a Die hard Racing fan, I just want to say that this is False! Ford hasnt Won in Formula One in years, and only now just getting their act together in Le Mans.
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
ColoFett wrote:Tasmann wrote:
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.
As a Die hard Racing fan, I just want to say that this is False! For hasnt Won in Formula One in years, and only now just getting their act together in Le Mans.
Quiet, don't disrupt the shitposting.
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
ColoFett- 17 - Mandalore (Mdr)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
stormjedi wrote:ColoFett wrote:Tasmann wrote:
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.
As a Die hard Racing fan, I just want to say that this is False! For hasnt Won in Formula One in years, and only now just getting their act together in Le Mans.
Quiet, don't disrupt the shitposting.
Quiet, don't tell other people to be quiet.
Tasmann- 12 - Colonel (Col)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
ColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
There we go, that's a proper shitpost.
Tasmann wrote:Quiet, don't tell other people to be quiet.
I do what I want!
stormjedi- 10 - Captain (Cpt)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
but they are the exact sameColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
TATERPRO wrote:but they are the exact sameColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
RAGE!!!
ColoFett- 17 - Mandalore (Mdr)
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
isnt f1 the one where they just turn left a bunch until someone crashes into a wall and a car with blinky lights drives in front of thgem and brake checks themColoFett wrote:TATERPRO wrote:but they are the exact sameColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
RAGE!!!
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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.
Yep, that's the one.Kyton wrote:isnt f1 the one where they just turn left a bunch until someone crashes into a wall and a car with blinky lights drives in front of thgem and brake checks themColoFett wrote:TATERPRO wrote:but they are the exact sameColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
RAGE!!!
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