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Post by Tasmann on Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:20 am







Just so you all know, this was originally a big SUV, just to put it in perspective. Still ran though, fucking beast!

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Post by Senza32 on Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:24 am

It's still a Slow Ugly Vehicle
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Post by stormjedi on Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:04 am

Fix Or Repair Daily
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Post by Tasmann on Mon Aug 01, 2016 10:53 am

First On Race Day*

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Post by stormjedi on Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:40 am

Tasmann wrote:First On Race Day*
Found On Road Dead

First On Recall Day*
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Post by stormjedi on Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:43 am

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine? 
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside. 


Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office? 
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office. 


Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual? 
A: The train & bus schedule. 


Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill? 
A: A Miracle. 


Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill? 
A: A mirage. 

Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish? 
A: To buy a car.
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Post by Galactus on Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:28 pm

stormjedi wrote:Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine? 
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside. 


Q: What's the difference between a Ford and the principal's office? 
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office. 


Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual? 
A: The train & bus schedule. 


Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill? 
A: A Miracle. 


Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill? 
A: A mirage. 

Q: What is the Ford owner's most ardent wish? 
A: To buy a car.
My grandfather was a plant manager for GM and my great grandfather collected old cars and I can agree with all the things stated here.

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Post by stormjedi on Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:57 pm

How do you double the value of a Ford Fiesta? Fill the tank with gas.
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Post by Nightwing on Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:55 pm

Hey rangers are pretty solid vehicles
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Post by stormjedi on Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:35 pm

Nightwing wrote:Hey rangers are pretty solid vehicles

Quiet, don't disrupt the shitposting.
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Post by Tasmann on Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:10 pm

Q: What can a Ford truck do that a Chevy truck can't?
A: Drive.

Q: What is the best thing about a Chevy truck?
A: It's a great paper weight.

Q: What is the one major drawback of all other different brands of trucks?
A: They're not Ford trucks.

Q: What is the difference between a Ford Mustang and a Chevy Camaro?
A: The Mustang is a muscle car, and the Camaro is a little go-kart.

Q: What is the difference between a Ford Ranger and a Toyota Tacoma?
A: The Ranger is a truck.

Q: How much faster is the Mustang than the Camaro?
A: Consult the maximum speed on the speedometer for the answer.

Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.

ez gg get rekt no re kthxbai

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Re: When your driving game in GTA needs some serious work.

Post by ColoFett on Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:15 pm

Tasmann wrote:
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.


As a Die hard Racing fan, I just want to say that this is False!  Ford hasnt Won in Formula One in years, and only now just getting their act together in Le Mans.


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Post by stormjedi on Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:16 pm

ColoFett wrote:
Tasmann wrote:
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.


As a Die hard Racing fan, I just want to say that this is False!  For hasnt Won in Formula One in years, and only now just getting their act together in Le Mans.

Quiet, don't disrupt the shitposting.
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Post by ColoFett on Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:19 pm

F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
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Post by Tasmann on Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:19 pm

stormjedi wrote:
ColoFett wrote:
Tasmann wrote:
Q: What does "Ford" stand for?
A: First On Race Day.


As a Die hard Racing fan, I just want to say that this is False!  For hasnt Won in Formula One in years, and only now just getting their act together in Le Mans.

Quiet, don't disrupt the shitposting.

Quiet, don't tell other people to be quiet.

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Post by stormjedi on Tue Aug 02, 2016 8:41 am

ColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay

There we go, that's a proper shitpost.

Tasmann wrote:Quiet, don't tell other people to be quiet.

I do what I want!
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Post by TATERPRO on Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:39 pm

ColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
but they are the exact same

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Post by ColoFett on Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:16 pm

TATERPRO wrote:
ColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
but they are the exact same

RAGE!!!
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Post by Kyton on Wed Aug 03, 2016 8:51 pm

ColoFett wrote:
TATERPRO wrote:
ColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
but they are the exact same

RAGE!!!
isnt f1 the one where they just turn left a bunch until someone crashes into a wall and a car with blinky lights drives in front of thgem and brake checks them
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Post by stormjedi on Thu Aug 04, 2016 2:36 pm

Kyton wrote:
ColoFett wrote:
TATERPRO wrote:
ColoFett wrote:F1 Most Pro, NASCAR most gay
but they are the exact same

RAGE!!!
isnt f1 the one where they just turn left a bunch until someone crashes into a wall and a car with blinky lights drives in front of thgem and brake checks them
Yep, that's the one.
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